Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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