What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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