genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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