i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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