shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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