My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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