if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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