Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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