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(703): View more from Virginia

I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?

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Only if they know about it too.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?

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I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.

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(816): View more from Missouri

You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl

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