I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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