I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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