You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she peed on how many people?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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