WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?