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  (864): View more from South Carolina

  The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.

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  (864): The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college. http://tfl.nu/rxu2
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  (512): View more from Texas

  Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.

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  (512): Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka. http://tfl.nu/j6vt
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  (502): View more from Kentucky

  i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.

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  (502): i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'. http://tfl.nu/b21s
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  (863): View more from Florida

  I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.

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  (863): I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy. http://tfl.nu/ar0z
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  (972): View more from Texas

  Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?

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  (972): Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama? http://tfl.nu/w817
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  (925): View more from California

  Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.

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  (925): Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here. http://tfl.nu/dbsi
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  (206): View more from Washington

  Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.

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  (206): Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order. http://tfl.nu/s8w4
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  (419): View more from Ohio

  currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school

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  (419): currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school http://tfl.nu/rwvm
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  (307): View more from Wyoming

  I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.

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  (307): I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA. http://tfl.nu/w3eq
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  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.

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  (902): I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits. http://tfl.nu/t5fo
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..

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  (412): Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza.. http://tfl.nu/7ino
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  (602): View more from Arizona

  Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!

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  (602): Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both! http://tfl.nu/0dax
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  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs

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  (918): I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs http://tfl.nu/3fta
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  (213): View more from California

  Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.

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  (213): Much like Dre, I was forgotten about. http://tfl.nu/kq3a
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  (506): View more from New Brunswick

  School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.

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  It's a new year.

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  (506): School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time. (1-506): It's a new year. http://tfl.nu/zojc
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