I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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