Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.