We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF