Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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