He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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