What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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