Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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