soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Randomize