Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I forgot how hot balto sounded
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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