I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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