ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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