i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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