question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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