im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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