So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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