Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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