Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
