I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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