and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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