so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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