If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize