Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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