so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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