I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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