She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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