office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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