I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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