she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
