I want to stick my p in your. b.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
