my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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