yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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