A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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