He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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