I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i think i have herpe
just one?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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