let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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