Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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