Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I would ride that face into the sunset
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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