I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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