I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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