My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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