the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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