Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
They have beer where we have blood.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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