just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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