His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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