I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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