Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Randomize
