butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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